ISometimes YOU just gotta shake your head....

As I play in my yard.

the cat is never too far away,

which some days is ok.

The other night I was sound asleep,

and I awoke to her sitting on my shoulder

and as I moved she slipped and tried to stop her fall,

The claws came out, and let me say

one of my girls got caught in the middle,

I screamed, the cat jumped down, my husband jumped up,

and says What the hell is going on?

Gee he seems a little grumpy

He proceeds to tell me when I am sleeping

to not let the cat sleep on me.

I am thinking, it was my chest that got scratched,

don't you want to see, let me show you.

Better put some polysporin on that scratch

Well alrighty then, I will  do just that.

Don't let the cat sleep on you honey,

he must be cheering up.

I  am thinking to myself,

I wear a CPAP machine at night,

that has a long hose that the cat

thinks is a string of yarn.

There is no door on the bedroom,

it is just the two of us in the house.

So I say, maybe we need to get a door to keep the cat out.

No reply, I waited......I reached out and said

Hey are you awake.

he says,

Why did you wake me up?

I could not resist, I said, Sorry I thought the cat was sitting on you,

You really should not let the cat sleep on you.

He says how would I know she was there if I am sleeping.

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Lord, please give me strength,

that is what I said to him earlier.

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The next morning

he asked how I had slept and I knew he remembered nothing,

When I was getting dressed he said honey what happened to you,

You have a big scratch,

I said oh that was just the cat,

He said, maybe we should put a door on our bedroom.

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I  think I may need a vacation!

How ridiculous are some of your conversations?

I would love to hear about it.

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I hope you have your 

Best Day Ever.

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just letting you know,

no cats or husbands 

were injured.