First time I get to use the stair stepper all day.
I see her on it three times a day,
silly to me, she does not get very far,
I don't know why she does not take
that mean ole dog out for a walk.
He does not like me
I do not like him.
Oh and yeah
she sits on the floor and puts her arms overhead
and stretches out in front of her,
and then screams when I lunge onto her back.
I don't think she likes exercising!
She usually lets me in and out of the house,
by opening a screen window in the bedroom...
sometimes I wait at the front door
she lets me in and then I run
as fast as I can to try and
get out that window.
She has gotten a little faster
because she can now beat
me to the window,
I seem to hit the window,
just as she slams it shut.
I should call
Cat Health Services on her,
I told her I would,
and she said,
Go ahead it will take them ten minutes to get here.
So much for scare tactics!
Oh and another thing
this food she is eating,
these fruits and vegetables,
does she not know I can not eat them.
This lifestyle change of hers
has cost me five pounds,
I am weak, weak I say!
I don't care if she has lost a chin,
or of her pants fit better,
she must be crazy,
I think she has fell on her head one too many times.
I got to call Garfield, He will know what to do!
signed.. Stinky the Underfed Cat