She is a Different Owner!

 

First time I get to use the stair stepper all day.

I see her on it three times a day,

silly to me, she does not get very far,

I don't know why she does not take

that mean ole dog out for a walk.

He does not like me

and

I do not like him.

Oh and yeah

she sits on the floor and puts her arms overhead

and stretches out in front of her,

and then screams when I lunge onto her back.

I don't think she likes exercising!

She usually lets me in and out of the house,

by opening a screen window in the bedroom...

sometimes I wait at the front door 

she lets me in and then I run

as fast as I can to try and

get out that window.

She has gotten a little faster

because she can now beat

me to the window,

I seem to hit the window,

just as she slams it shut.

I should call 

Cat  Health Services on her,

I told her I would,

and she said,

Go ahead it will take them ten minutes to get here.

So much for scare tactics!

Oh and another thing

this food she is eating,

these fruits and vegetables,

does she not know I can not eat them.

This lifestyle change of hers

has cost me five pounds,

I am weak, weak I say!

ppppoooor mmmmeeeee,

I don't care if she has lost a chin,

or of her pants fit better,

she must be crazy,

I think she has fell on her head one too many times.

I got to call Garfield, He will know what to do!

signed.. Stinky the Underfed Cat