Friday, May 14, 2010

She is a Different Owner!

First time I get to use the stair stepper all day.
I see her on it three times a day,
silly to me, she does not get very far,
I don't know why she does not take
that mean ole dog out for a walk.
He does not like me
and
I do not like him.
Oh and yeah
she sits on the floor and puts her arms overhead
and stretches out in front of her,
and then screams when I lunge onto her back.
I don't think she likes exercising!
She usually lets me in and out of the house,
by opening a screen window in the bedroom...
sometimes I wait at the front door 
she lets me in and then I run
as fast as I can to try and
get out that window.
She has gotten a little faster
because she can now beat
me to the window,
I seem to hit the window,
just as she slams it shut.
I should call 
Cat  Health Services on her,
I told her I would,
and she said,
Go ahead it will take them ten minutes to get here.
So much for scare tactics!
Oh and another thing
this food she is eating,
these fruits and vegetables,
does she not know I can not eat them.
This lifestyle change of hers
has cost me five pounds,
I am weak, weak I say!
ppppoooor mmmmeeeee,
I don't care if she has lost a chin,
or of her pants fit better,
she must be crazy,
I think she has fell on her head one too many times.
I got to call Garfield, He will know what to do!
signed.. Stinky the Underfed Cat

10 comments:

  1. That's funny - great pic. Have a lovely weekend! :o)

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  2. Oh Stinky, you must be related to Sunny Bunny Boo Boo Head kitty cuz you complain just like that little rat head....tee hee

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  3. Scare tactics don't work anymore...
    Miss Cinner is coming into her own these days.
    You, Miss Kitty, need to re-think your strategy!

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  4. Awww poor Stinky!
    I love this post Cinner, very cute! And it's good to hear that eating better is helping you despite what Stinky thinks! Love Di ♥

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  5. Love this post cinner....and so happy that you are doing so well.......:-) Hugs

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  6. cinner I just wrote a comment and have no idea where it went.....anyway I wanted to tell you I enjoyed reading this, Stinky writes.very.well

    So glad you are doing so well.....:-) Hugs

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  7. Thanks Bernie, yes I am doing quite a bit better, pacing myself is the key. Have a great weekend.

    Diana, yes having it in the house sure helps me out. I hope you are feeling well, take care. I always appreciate your comments. hugs.

    Anne, Miss Kitty is making me vacume all the time for more physical activity, she is shedding like mad. take care. hugs.

    Linda,,,,sunny bunny boo boo head...thats a mouthful. lol. have a great weekend, I am glad I found your other blog, well thanks to you. take care.

    Cambridge Lady, have a great weekend.

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  8. Tooooo toooo cute, Cindy!
    Yep, cats can be like that....they just don't "understand" their owners!!
    Good on ya, girl for the healthy food and the exercise...and the pants that fit better...
    I'm proud of you!!! You make me want to get up and get "bizzy"... reading about the stair stepping you're doing...and the exercising...and the smiles that I have reading about your exuberance...well, those will be with me for a long time. I'm so happy for you, Cindy...so happy!
    This is a great blog!!! I'll be baaaaaaack.
    Love,
    Jackie

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  9. Wow Cinner...Stinky has an attitude...but sounds like a fun cat!
    ♥...Wanda

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    have a fun night!

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