You know I consider myself to be a bright woman,
I am dealing with a full deck and I don't think my toolbox is short a hammer or anything,
The lights are on and somebody is home. Hi by the way!
Today my assignment is to confront my food demons.
so I sit here and think OMG, but because I am openminded I will see if I get anything out of this or not!
First thing to note is that sometimes my humor can be quite dry, with just a little bit of sarcasm thrown in!
Hello Bread of any kind....you have been so easy to grab, and usually readily handy, but I have to say you have added many inches to my frame. I don't even know if I like you but for some reason when your here you redistribute yourself on my whole body, and I resent that the first place i notice is on my neck. Have you no pride. I can take alot of things but not my once neck! Come on you really have to go and stay out!
Just so anyone knows I am feeling kind of silly but I did give it to the bread.
Lets see, next item on my list would be Ice Cappucinos from Tim Hortons. If I could go back in time to when I never knew you existed, my life would be better for not knowing you. and saying that the door will be locked upon any arrival. all begging for one will cease to stop. Besides there are so many others that adore you, that you will not be lonely. Eventually you will be used to the idea that I no longer frequent your establishment.
As to all you fast food places out there I have to stay away as well because even if you are carrying healthier choices, it is just a little too tempting for moi.
So it has really been nice knowing you but you must go back to whence you came.
Okay those are my first main three, do I feel a little silly, sure I am talking to the food, so maybe one hammer short of a toolbox, but what it makes me feel is that I am in charge. I have things I can control! I am the boss and not the food.
Right now I feel like I am Rocky and just made it to the top of the stairs. I definately have my walking shoes on for tomorrow and am ready to get on this bandwagon like I know I can.
You should try this exercise or just tell me I am a fruit loop!
But you know what tonight I am a happy one.
This is my world, my life, and from now on I am going to have
My Very Best of Days!
I hope you do too!